There was once a girl called betty and she was a cat. She run all the way up and down the street every day so that she could see the rabbits run into their holes. One day a bettle came up to betty and bit her ear off. Betty started poring out skittles and all the ants all over the world came to witness this moment. when betty calmed down, the skittles began to stop. Everyone drived into them and fillied all their tiny tummies. But there was a problem, betty was angry, this wanted her skittles back so she began to scream and shout until the tardis landed and squished all the creates. Betty was so pleased but then suddenly realised that her skittles also had been squashed so she tipped the tadis over and set it on fire. Betty ran all the way back home to see that her feathers had been damaged in the riot. By this time betty was hungry so she skipped down to KFC to get herself a bargin buket all to herself until she then lately choaked on a chicken bone while on the toilet and died. Bettys mum then fell madly in love with bettys lover and they lived happily ever after.
The end.
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